Party Goods?

So a new store opened up at our local mall.  The store, Daiso, is like the Japanese equivalent of our 99¢ Stores here in America.  So after a fundraising dinner for our school at a restaurant at the mall, of course we had to check it out.

I was browsing around when I heard the hubby call me over.  He was trying to shoo away the girls as he pointed out these items in the party goods aisle...

Seriously!!!!  Hahaha!  The creepy guy with the swan over his junk?!

I don't know how to read Japanese so I have no idea what the box says other than the "Party goods" and "Instant Boobs" in the top right corner!  Hahaha!  That must be some party!